Ow.

Ow I cut my middle finger on a table saw today.

I am not normally a guy who is scared of seeing blood (remember theater???), but after the saw went right through my fingernail and down the side of my finger there was a lot of blood flowing out and the woodshop supervisor comes over and says:

“You were pushing the wood the wrong way.”

and all I could think of was I’M BLEEDING WHY CANT YOU TELL ME LATER FFFF STOP THE BLEEDING!

Man.